Jun
25
How Many Days Until Obama Is Out Of Office … That’s Too Many!
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Obama is gone on January 20th 2013. How much more destruction can he do? Need to count down the days until Chris Swain takes over as President. Just enter in 1/20/2013 to find out for yourself.
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Who else can’t wait to kick his ass out of office?
Oct
16
The Media Endorses Barak Obama and John McCain May Die in Office
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Of course the the bias media is voting for Barak Obama. MSNBC formally endorses Obama for President. The Chris Swain Campaign is not disappointed at all. A spokesperson for Chris Swain said “That’s not news. This is news - The highly coveted “American Porn Star Guild” has formally endorsed Chris Swain for president Thursday afternoon.”
Chris Swain learned of the Porn Industry’s decision just before speaking at the National Crack-head Convention and vowed to continue his support for porn. “The freedom of expression expressed in porn has always impressed me. It’s the creativity use of music and plots that have always drawn me to love porn” Candidate Swain told reporters at his afternoon briefing.
When he was asked about Democrats tell voters McCain may die in office, a radio reporter gets fired for wearing Obama t-shirt to cover a rally and Kim Jong Il endorsement of Obama; Chris Swain asked “What’s new my opponents are pond scum and the media are jealous they weren’t hot enough to be in porn and have to just watch it.”
Oct
16
Chris Swain Gets the Treasured “Dog Groomers Union” Endorsement
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In a remarkable turn of events, Chris Swain has stolen the endorsement from John McCain from a key constituency the heavily contested “Dog Groomers Union” on Thursday. Chris Swain Headquarters has the dogs rolling over with enthusiasm. Just see for yourself an “unnamed source” said the “dogs are rolling over with excitement for Swain.”
Oct
16
As President I pledge to fund a $10 million dollar new program retrain “Repo-Men” to transform their skills into a more productive use. My proposal would train them to go and find ALL of the Acorn voters who illegally voted a tear them a new one.
Oct
16
Sarah Palin Strip Tease
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My Vice President could do better …
Oct
16
John McCain’s Support “Depends” Barak Obama Breaks Pledges
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Democrats stupid energy policy
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