Senator Government Barak Uh Obama Sings the Uh Empty Suit Song

Moments after giving an inspiring speech to a “very energetic and wired group” to a filled to capacity crowd in a KFC parking lot for the National Crack-Head Convention in Atlanta, Chris Swain Headquarters learned that they received another endorsement.

The powerhouse organization “National Coalition Against Stupid Stutters” (N.C.A.S.S.) have thrown their support to candidate Chris Swain. In a press release issued by N.C.A.S.S. their spokes person said that “The choice is clear. After watching the third debate and listening to Barak Obama’s inability to deliver an answer without it containing an inordinate number of “uhhh, ummm, duhh, aaanndduhh” to mention a few we felt like we didn’t have a choice.”

N.C.A.S.S. further stated that “While Senator Government has an unusual ability to give a speech reading a teleprompter, what he does say is ’still stupid’ and sounds to socialist for our coalition to support.” When asked about John McCain the spokesman said “McCain doesn’t have a stuttering problem, but the Maverick still didn’t pass the ’stupid’ aspect for the majority of our members.” Further adding that “McCain believes in Global Warming and working with democrats to name a few issues we were concerned about. He would have got a better rating if he said he believed in the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Rudolph the “frickin” Red Nosed Reindeer.”

In the opinion of our members “Chris Swain is brilliant! He has a firm understanding of the issues, especially the economy. He is both eloquent and intelligent. We believe he can deliver on his promises too. His plan to teach every crack-head how to pass a drug test will do wonders for the unemployment problems alone. Yes, we believe that is a brilliant idea to get this economy back on the right track” the spokesperson said.

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