Chris Swain’s economic platform is molded after the the BEST President of the last Century Ronald Reagan. Reaganomics was about lowering taxes, providing incentives and creating economic growth.

Chris Swain’s economic views are exactly the same. Swainomics is a tried and true approach to make and keep a vibrant economy. Candidate Swain is an economist. He knows what works.

Ask yourself “Do you really trust a socialist raise your taxes and redistribute your money to policies that don’t work?” Just think “The Great Society” and “The War on Poverty” how many trillions have been redistributed to that lost cause. Did it work?

Obamanomics - We can’t “afford” his economic policies!

Why would a gorgeous model with the worlds biggest boobs want to vote for Chris Swain for President? Well, because both John McCain and Barak Obama are even bigger boobs!

When asked about Super Model Jennifer Stichen’s decision to undergo the surgery in her pursuit of obtaining the world’s biggest boobs candidate Chris Swain responded “Well I must admit, I do have a fondness for breasts. In my experience ‘bigger isn’t always better’ when we are talking about boobs. I’ve seen some pretty big boobs, but I wouldn’t be caught dead near them.”

He then added “Actually, I agree with a quote from one of my favorite movies ‘Weird Science’ when describing the perfect pair ‘Anything more than a handful you start getting yourself into trouble.’ However, to reference another of my favorite movies ‘Wedding Crashers’ that might run contrary to administering the ‘motor-boating maneuver’ to the ladies. Everyone knows I’m ALL about pleasuring the ladies so to answer your question I loved Jenny’s boobs before the surgery. There’s no way in hell I would touch ‘those boobs’ she’s sporting now.”

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Don’t Vote For Boobs



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