Today the official Chris Swain for President Campaign kicked off its effort to win the 2008 Election. There has been an enormous push by many grass-roots organizations to entice Chris Swain to enter the political arena.
The smoking hot babes at Maxim Magazine have been at the forefront of this nationwide movement. The Elect Chris Swain for President phenomenon is “deeply rooted inside” the of cover girls, runway models and swank beauties base within the country. However, don’t worry the support for candidate Swain is not just limited to a bunch of pin-up babes.
As a matter of fact, his support is very broad based. His campaign has vast support from real people. The middle class folks love him for his down to earth attitude towards mainstream values, the rich Wall Street fat cats admire his financial shrewdness, the military are refreshed by his take no B.S. attitude.
Surprisingly, the elderly love his spunk and cute butt. To show their extreme affection and support for their “Presidential Boy Toy” a massive group of “Bingo Playing Grandmothers” are so inspired by their candidate and one of Chris Swain’s favorite hit TV show “Sons of Anarchy” that they are strangely making a fashion statement to actually tattooing themselves right above their behind!
Who needs the “Hockey Moms” that Sarah Palin has swooped up when Chris Swain has the Nation’s Grannies clamoring for his political prowess on the issues! This new political icon is sure to make an impact on the presidential race with less than three weeks to go. “We are going to be peaking at the right time, just you wait and see who cross the finish line first” said a person close to the campaign on the condition of anonymity. They later added “Chris could out debate both the Empty Suit and Mav any time; any where even if he was nursing a hang-over and throwing up … bring it on.”
Stay tuned folks this story is developing fast!
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